Christine’s husband has every right to be upset. In fact, he wasn’t upset enough. All I know is if I ever did what Christine did then I would be coming home to no husband at all!!!

Miss Julie Chen DRAGGING Christine (via anybody-want-cake)

(Source: bestvines12)

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay

shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

I’m playing the tv so loud from my room with the door closed to keep the somewhat cool air inside and theres gun shots and if someone were to like come and kill me they might be scared from the gunshots 

or at least i hope so

i swear the a/c always goes out on a friday and the people can’t come out until a monday